Valari Gaming Pillow

[polonyc2]

all the money he saved from refunding games he could buy an entire shipping container worth of pillows...

 

[peppergomez]

Jizz isn't a bad word, jizz is a natural thing, don't be ashamed of your jizz stains.

New product: The Valari Jizz Pillow, the world's first pillow designed specifically for jizzing onto

 

[peppergomez]

If I was your mom I would wash your mouth out with soap and water

If you were my mom, I would boycott all video games and pillows as a form of rebellion

 

[NightReaver]

New product: The Valari Jizz Pillow, the world's first pillow designed specifically for jizzing onto

I wonder if those anime body pillows are made out of a special material?

Varlari anime pillow crossover when?

 

[Comixbooks]

Kyle is just going to lock this thread idiots...

 

[Cypher-]

We aren't that lucky.

 

[scojer]

I wonder if those anime body pillows are made out of a special material?

Varlari anime pillow crossover when?

I don't know what they're stuffed with, but they are probably jizz resistant compared to these Valarie pillows.

 

[peppergomez]

Kyle is just going to lock this thread idiots...

This thread is hall of fame material. It just doesn't get better than this.

 

[peppergomez]

In Tokyo I hear that it's legal to marry one's pillow

 

[Westwood]

Kyle is just going to lock this thread idiots...

There's live chat,

jus' sayin'

 

[peppergomez]

There's live chat,

jus' sayin'

Does Valari have their own pillow themed discord channel?

 

[Westwood]

Does Valari have their own pillow themed discord channel?

No, but [H] has chat and its not Discord.

https://hardforum.com/chat/r-HardChat/

 

[peppergomez]

No, but [H] has chat and its not Discord.

https://hardforum.com/chat/r-HardChat/

I can't access it. Kyle banned me from the main Real Life News forum years ago and ignored my request to be reinstated, so maybe I'm banned from other parts of the site as well.

 

[GoldenTiger]

No, but [H] has chat and its not Discord.

https://hardforum.com/chat/r-HardChat/

Only for the genmay cool kids club, no?

 

[scojer]

I can't access it. Kyle banned me from the main Real Life News forum years ago and ignored my request to be reinstated, so maybe I'm banned from other parts of the site as well.

What'd you do? Talk about jizzing on a Valarie pillow?

 

[peppergomez]

What'd you do? Talk about jizzing on a Valarie pillow?

Lol. This preceded the days of the V jizz pillows. I think I made a snide comment about Trump voters.

 

[pendragon1]

I can't access it. Kyle banned me from the main Real Life News forum years ago and ignored my request to be reinstated, so maybe I'm banned from other parts of the site as well.

Only for the genmay cool kids club, no?

yeah, its genmay only, iirc...

pepper, you gots genmay?

 

[pendragon1]

Lol. This preceded the days of the V jizz pillows. I think I made a snide comment about Trump voters.

if you were making soapbox comments in the wrong section maybe. ive been warned about it a few times...

 

[peppergomez]

if you were making soapbox comments in the wrong section maybe. ive been warned about it a few times...

Yep that was it. My own fault so I understand. Would be nice to be allowed back in a few years later since I only did it once AFAIK.

 

[FrgMstr]

Kyle is just going to lock this thread idiots...

Hehe, no way that is happening as long as this stays "on topic."

 

[FrgMstr]

I can't access it. Kyle banned me from the main Real Life News forum years ago and ignored my request to be reinstated, so maybe I'm banned from other parts of the site as well.

Na, you are just too cheap to buy a one time $25 subscription, or $5 per year sub, for a forum you have used for over a decade. HardChat is for subs only.

 

[peppergomez]

Na, you are just too cheap to buy a one time $25 subscription, or $5 per year sub, for a forum you have used for over a decade. HardChat is for subs only.

Hardforum Tech News requires a paid subscription? That's what I'm referring to. Not Hardchat.

 

[FrgMstr]

Hardforum Tech News requires a paid subscription?

No. You want to run your mouth about politics, a subscription is required.

 

[scojer]

Hardforum Tech News requires a paid subscription? That's what I'm referring to. Not Hardchat.

Dude, buy a sub. It's worth it, lots of fun on the other side.

Edit: just make sure you make a thread saying you're new to the paid area.

 

[peppergomez]

What kind of fun?

 

[scojer]

More fun than jizz pillows!

 

[peppergomez]

More fun than jizz pillows!

I gave you the perfect setup there

 

[GoldenTiger]

What kind of fun?

Think the amount of joy that Comixbooks gets from these pillows, but from a forum!

 

[Toriessian]

Na, you are just too cheap to buy a one time $25 subscription, or $5 per year sub, for a forum you have used for over a decade. HardChat is for subs only.

True story I've been lurking here since the Phantom console lawsuit and own a ratpad and I didn't know this was a thing.

Also does the Valari gaming pillow soak jizz better than the average pillow? Gotta stay one topic.

Update: Check your PM's your pricing info is not accurate.

 

[scojer]

Also does the Valari gaming pillow soak jizz better than the average pillow? Gotta stay one topic.

I think our resident Valari gaming pillow expert knows!

Comixbooks ?

 

[That_Sound_Guy]

Pillow isn't depressed in the slightest yet magical straight posture. If only you could do that....without the pillow.
https://www.amazon.com/Valari-Origi...f=sr_1_4?keywords=valari+gaming+pillow&sr=8-4

Comix room pic just looks like a few Teletubbies took a crap and left. Been a while since I hated a product because of a forum thread.

 

[Lateralus]

This thread is one of the hidden gems on the forum, lmao. Stumbled upon it late last night and intentionally didn't finish it before bed because I didn't want the fun to end. First couple of pages are gold.

Seems I should have been paying attention the general/non-PCMR gaming subforum a bit more often I suppose

 

[peppergomez]

It's pretty epic what a random and completely strange topic

 

[scojer]

It's pretty epic what a random and completely strange topic

There's more behind the paywall, just ask auntjemima

 

[peppergomez]

There's more behind the paywall, just ask auntjemima

Yeah first hand endorsements from pillow users who've jizzed all over their pillows, haha

 

[GoldenTiger]

Comixbooks I want to buy one from amazon which do you recommend? I am 650lbs man. 6' 2" height. I game on a sofa.

 

[polonyc2]

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Pillow isn't depressed in the slightest yet magical straight posture. If only you could do that....without the pillow.
https://www.amazon.com/Valari-Origi...f=sr_1_4?keywords=valari+gaming+pillow&sr=8-4

Comix room pic just looks like a few Teletubbies took a crap and left. Been a while since I hated a product because of a forum thread.

I love the picture of the spine on the back of the shirt...nothing about the pillow is going to make him straighten his back like that...if anything it's going to cause him to slouch even more...it's a placebo...

 

[Comixbooks]

https://thevalari.com/products/legendary-pillow-cover?variant=43320781734087\\

Velvet Covers!!! Not sure if they are any better than Suede or Cotton Valari pillows.

 

[Darunion]

wtf did i just read? I need a shower now and probably some prayer time, maybe get one of these gaming pillows to kneel on and pray to daddy, err the father.

 

[GoldenTiger]

https://thevalari.com/products/legendary-pillow-cover?variant=43320781734087\\

Velvet Covers!!! Not sure if they are any better than Suede or Cotton Valari pillows.

Mypillow 2.0 is better, change my mind!