Galaxy 6th Week of Christmas Give-Aways!

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I visit the hot deals section to.... wait for it.... GET A HOT DEAL! =)


Shoot, I'm still glowing over the 8800GT I got on launch for $225 from a post there. At the time it was a great deal.
 
I visit the hot deals section to spend money I don't have on things I don't need.
 
Hot deals forum tends to have a few specific sets of deals associated with it, usually computer related. All the garbage from the other deal sites usually gets weeded out before making it way here. Would be nice to see different categories for computers, games/software, and 'other hardware/utilities' however.
 
I visited [H]otDEALS expecting discounted escort services, instead I found a bunch of electronic crap. Rather than leave disappointed, I used these deals to build myself a new computer and decided I would go all "weird science" on this project; sadly neither Kelly LeBrock nor Vanessa Angel appeared. Instead this annoying gnome named Unter began chewing on my wiring. I figured these forums owed me for the problems that had transpired and thankfully a kind forum member directed me to weapons with gnome killing power.

Sadly, no one mentioned that an AA-12 destroys computers as quickly as it destroy gnomes, so I found myself back on the forums purchasing new equipment. Another kind forum member directed me to a thread filled with attractive ladies, whom I could use to model my new electronic genie upon. I deduced that my original flaw was assuming Kelly and Vanessa, still looked they way they did in the 80s and 90s. For, instance Vanessa apparently has used her magical powers to enlarge her breasts. Looking for a current model, to fashion my genie upon, forum members told me about the plethora of porn on the web. Upon further investigation, I found that the internet is indeed full of porn.

Unable to overcome software issues with my genie application and having used my AA-12 to kill Lunter, Gunter and Frunter. I decided to fall back upon this concept of an internet full of porn. Using [Hot]DEALS, I purchased a 60" LCD for every room in the house and mounted them all vertically. For my bedroom I purchased a projector and got a great deal on a 120" screen. Using the software development skills, I had acquired during my quest for a digital genie, I wrote a bot that scanned the internet for images and video data, corresponding to an archetype that matches the description of the women I want at the moment. All of this data is compiled and modeled into the perfect woman, for that moment, and projected out onto the screens around my house. She can follow me wherever I go or should I tire of her company, go back to her default location, the kitchen.

I am currently looking for automated kitchen appliances or discounts on Japanese robotics, to make her job in the kitchen a little easier. Currently, I have to order a lot of take-out, because she is absolutely rubbish in the kitchen. However, she is great at finding recipes and showing me what they could look like if they were made properly... she uses a certain BreadBox forum for a lot of her suggestions.

Is this love? I haven't extracted samples from myself to analyze whether I am producing enough oxytocin, however if it isn't I can always use that deal on Dragon Naturally Speaking to improve the voice recognition, so my description is more accurate on the next archetype.
 
My wallet caught on fire and burned to the ground. I need a good Christmas present.
 
I'll be honest - I haven't ever really visited the Hot Deals Forum. However, I'll definitely check it out next time I'm in need of some new [H]ardware.
 
I visit the [H] hot deals section because it is the 1 stop shopping place to check before I buy something.
:)
 
I come here to find hot deals obviously! Unfortunately i've never seen one worth getting for me.
 
b/c I find out about stuff I otherwise would not; and to occasionally share cool stuff I think is a bit off the radar
 
I come here to save money. There are often deals posted in this forum that aren't posted anywhere else. Giveaways are always fun, too.
 
I check hot deals for good and hot deals. There is always a deal in here that isn't listed anywhere else.
 
....because if it weren't for the [H]ot|Deals, I wouldn't have gotten some killer deals on parts over the years?...Or like others, just look for stuff I can't afford to buy because I have $8k left on a car loan to pay off and the economy is still in the Thomas A. Crapper (but sometimes my plastic still gets the best of me).

Truthfully though, I want the card for.....
... 9k/day just makes for a realllly slow rank climb.
 
So I can spend money on more components I don't need. I have picked up some nice stuff, though.
 
hell i'm in, always watching for great deal on 2TB drives.....or to be conned into an impulse buy
 
I visit the [Hot]Deals forum because I'm a cheapskate. :D

Seriously though, who doesn't like saving money these days?
 
Some of the best deals on the intramawebnets can be found right here at [H]ome. Who doesnt like spending a little and getting a lot in return!?
 
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