The Last Scalper Bard -BNIB Cypher For Trade

[Joust]

"As I walk through the aisles in MicroCenter,
I take a look at my cart and see some empty space, err.
Cause I've been chargin' and hoardin' so long,
Even my forum boys think my mind is gone.
But I ain't never sold a man that didn't deserve it,
Be treated like a Scalper, you know that's unheard of.
Better watch out what you listing, where you sellin',
Or you and yo homies might be banned a month.
I hate to trip, but I gotta post,
As they rip, I see myself on the Heatware list, most.
I'm the kinda seller the little noobs wanna be like,
Goods shipped here and there, PayPal rolling deep-like.

Been spendin' most our lives, livin' in a Scalpers' Paradise...."

This original BNIB (Straight outta the Valley of Silicon) cypher is for trade for your jam.

 

[Rubbish]

that was interesting

 

[Shoganai]

 

[kanecvl]

Coolio vibes