I think it is a side effect of the red pill. They did not tell me it would come with spastic colon.
You should take a fiber tablet.
AHA! That was only a simulated fiber tablet. It has fixed nothing! Pfizer is a lie!
But now, the question you must ask yourself is...was the red pill simulated? And if so, couldn't the diarrhea you blasted out of your ass in fact be a memory dump designed to stabilize your algorithm?