No offense, but there is literally NO way I'd give out a copy of my paystub to a freeloader. Working in retail sucks, and I'm not going to share the few perks with people who don't work every holiday, deal with ridiculous customers, and are paid little for their efforts.
A freeloader? I'm sorry I didn't settle for a low paying retail job. I'm also sorry you're so bitter, as Igg said; I bet you're a joy to talk to while shopping.