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Not me. I plan buying a PS5 so that I have something to do while I'm starving to death.

Han "Bitcoin Miner" Solo: It's not my fault!

All I'll say is that there is *no freaking way* that I'll be buying a used GPU, no matter how attractive the price. That's just a no-brainer, IMO.

No one used Gopher to find porn, or used their college's T1 line to download it...

Conan, what is best in life?

That's one fat mouse.

No. You're redirected to the train that goes to the gulog. One way. Enjoy your trip!

The Atari 2600 came with 'Combat'... We've come a long way, baby!

They should come out with a cheaper version and call it the Senior Chief Collection.

So... Deeply learned censorship. Nice.

Insert obligatory: Berners-Lee created the Web, not the Internet.

The erosion of control over your own computer continues.

BEHAVE yourselves!

Note to self: Stay out of Philly. Note to companies: get out of Philly. Note to the residents of Philly: please stay in Philly.

But can it do a barrel-roll?

Coming soon: negative comments after the film is released will no longer be allowed.

It's for your own good, and that of the State of course, comrade.

GestapoTube.

My conclusion? China is a shitty place to live.

YouTube on the wrong side of virtue signaling this time around. How tragic.

The Japanese government should just pay Google to do it for them. I mean, Google probably already has updated results...

Google's new motto: You can trust us.

I don't much care for Zuckerburg, but I don't see how he is obligated to appear before Parliament. He's not a British citizen and he doesn't live there. I'm sure that there are plenty of things they can hang on him, but failure to appear doesn't seem like it should be one of them.

Soon, we'll all learn to love Big Drone Brother.

*hands CombatChrisNC a barrel of rum.*

So, China is going to make it impossible for anyone to get into Space by strewing their broken satellite parts all over LEO. Thanks, China.

Exactly who are they "protecting" their brand from? Not their target audience, that's for sure.

BioWare might not be done with it, but I am.

Memories! I was a beast at that game. Not quite the best at it, but close to it. The tournament was awesome.

I just assume that the Feds have a backdoor into all retail items. And if they don't, I'm not going to incriminate myself.

I don't like Apple one bit, but... damn that was funny. (Through gritted teeth) Good job, Apple.

I think that the target market for this grows by one every minute.

I learned this in math class: 3 x 0 = 0.

That is exactly what people said about cable service in its early days. Now look at it.

Sorry, man, but EA really is run by a bunch of asshats. Their lockbox kurfluffle lately and how they've treated many of their past acquisitions has made that pretty clear, IMO. That doesn't mean that you are wrong about some of the efforts that have been pitched at them., though. But you're not...

My Win 7 Pro ain't going anywhere any time soon. MS can take their WAAS (Windows as a Service) and shove it. And if they do end up making Win 11, I'll at least check it out. But Win 10 is a definite no-go for me.

So, Nike is saying that the people who buy their shoes aren't smart enough to tie their shoes on their own. How sad.

Soon, a new generation of youth will be loudly complaining about having to go pick up some power converters instead of hanging out with their friends.

How the heck did "Choose your own adventure" get trademarked? That's like saying, "Take a left at the next traffic light" should be trademarked. Silliness!

Remember, kids: if you don't censor yourself, someone will do it for you! Yep, gotta stay bland and contained at all times. Or else.