If you're afraid of covid-19 and want people to move 6ft away from you, then I better F-in see you wear a mask!
Now selling covid-19 safety bubbles: Instruction of use.
1. Go to roadside curb. 2. Open up bag. 3. Sit inside and pull bag up around you.
4. Close bag and double twist tie it from the inside to insure air tight seal.
People will be by in a few days to pick you up and ship you to a safeplace.