Hackers Hold Man's Penis For Ransom In Digital Chastity Belt, Demand Bitcoin To Unlock

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Scans article for mention of "not his real name"...doesn't find it. Dude, I'm down with everyone having their personal kinks, but I'm not about to tell the whole office (and world) mine, especially when it goes wrong!

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While that's not my kink, is anyone really surprised that sex toys, fetish items, and the like have kept up with technology? However, this just highlights the problem with how many of them are predicated on proprietary apps and the like, made by lowest bidders often overseas. If you want to have an Internet connected cock chastity cage then shouldn't it be standards based and open source to prevent this kind of thing from happening? You want to give someone the digital "keys", very well - OpenPGP can handle that (among other forms of encryption). Though the end result is somewhat humorous for everyone save the guy in question, it really didn't need to be this way.

Now I'm wondering if there are those interested in a sort of play-acting version of something like this, in the financial domination community or some such? I'm sure someone out there gets off on the idea of some quasi-anonymous hacker controlling their genitals from afar unless they pay... hold on, I have several LLCs to form :D
 
While that's not my kink, is anyone really surprised that sex toys, fetish items, and the like have kept up with technology?
I was thinking a more internetable sex item would be something like a fleshlight / dildo that lets you Omegle another person and transfer sensations. Male chastity belt that needs internet connectivity though? I would say something more old fashioned like a key ... or finger print scanner :D would be more appropriate.
 
This guy is locked up in a belt and held at the whim of some random person and is under duress while also being humiliated that everyone knows about it?

Hes probably more turned on than he’s ever been ever. I’d take the long odds that this is semi-on-purpose.
 
“At home, they only had a hammer.”

Yeah, sounds like the kind of dipshit that would only have a hammer in his toolbox.
I have a 66lb sledge and a Burke bar that could have that motherfucker off in five minutes. Log homes nothing, I've been doing shit all wrong. Sex toy removal is where it's at!

No-Sex toy?

Sexless toy?
 
This guy is locked up in a belt and held at the whim of some random person and is under duress while also being humiliated that everyone knows about it?

Hes probably more turned on than he’s ever been ever. I’d take the long odds that this is semi-on-purpose.
Absolutely, particularly since no company is going to make anything like this that is seriously hard to get out of (both for cost and liability reasons). If he really needed to get it removed, it wouldn't be difficult. This is 100% something that is turning him on and that's why he talking about it.
 
This story gets funnier every time I read it. Imagine being the hacker and reading all this...
 
If you're into weird shit like putting your dick in an internet controlled chastity belt, then you're probably into weird shit like having your dick held ransom in an internet connected chastity belt by script kiddies. I don't see the problem here. Play stupid games...
 
I don’t know about you, but I’m confused about some stuff here.
May I first suggest a little Rule 34 research (with VPN/private browsing, etc.) if you want to look up this particular fetish.

(I'm not speaking from experience, here, just knowledge, studies, other forums of a certain type *cough*, and maybe a psycho ex girlfriend of whom I am very happy I escaped long before this became a thing, because she would have done this to me while I slept.)

There are two kinds of controlled by others fetishes. One is for a partner (seems to be this case) and the other is all about strangers. The original idea behind all these internet connected toys is so that two (or more) people can get their freak on together while far apart, being able to stimulate each other (or prevent such action) remotely. It morphed into being able to have secret and surprise fun with a partner while they were at work and, um, "hooked up" with whatever toy they preferred. With the pandemic and restrictions, these things are more popular than ever since people can't be together but still want to get their mutual freak on.
 
“The app stopped working completely after three days and I am stuck!” said one user. Another said they “got already stuck twice when wearing it due to the unreliable app.”

Could be a case that some had actual similar issues, making the story invented by some easy to be taken has true.
 
Turns out this was a hoax by an Australian comedian:

I love the part where he said that he used an e-mail with his actual name twice and the news outlets still went ahead and published it. Goes to show that most of the bullshit published in these sites had no research done at all, and some people think it's true, crazy.
 
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